Talented Katie Kitten sings – 50 ways to leave Jay Dublays

Every day new information is being shared about Jehovah’s Witnesses on the Internet. Some people are making the choice to leave. It is not just research that has prompted that choice. Many people are re-looking at what has been for some, a controlling unpleasant experience. Some talented and creative folks are singing, drawing, creating memes, making films, videos and much more to help people see both sides of what it means to be a Jehovah’s Witnesses.

Here is just one woman who is using her talents to entertain and enlighten.  Katie Kitten is a poet, singer and comedian who has her own YouTube channel – Stand up for Jehovah.

Katie says:

I am deeply motivated to help people wake up. I realise the comedy is frivolous but I felt there was a lot of help already out there of a serious nature, and there was a gap in the market for laughing at the Watchtower.” 

Here is Katie singing (without music) “50 ways to leave Jay Dublays

Here are the words of the song and about future songs Katie says:

“I possibly will do more songs if something relevant comes to me, but to be honest I didn’t plan this one it just came to me.”

50 ways to leave Jay Dublays

She said it’s really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning wont be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave Jay Dublyas
Fifty ways to leave Jay Dublyas

You just slip out the back room; Make a new plan, Stan
God wont destroy you; Just get yourself free
Hop off the treadmill; God gave you free will
Leave ’em alone Joan; and get yourself free

Ooh read about Candace; and her sexual abuse case
Investigate New Light; It’s not water tight
Check up on shunning; Its not clever or cunning
To weaponise families; against people who leave

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there were something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why dont we both just read about Ray Franz
In “Crisis of Conscience” where he exposed their dirty plans
And then she kissed me and I realised she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave Jay Dublyas
Fifty ways to leave Jay Dublyas

Find JW facts.org; Get yourself out of the Borg
Make a new plan, Stan; Just get yourself free
Jump off the guilt hook; The Bibles not a closed book
You’re allowed to read it; Without Watchtower specs

Slip out the back room; Sweep up with a new broom
Do serious research; Get mentally free
Hop off the bus, Gus; You dont need to discuss much
Just drop of the key, Lee; and GET YOURSELF FREE.

Katie Kitten’s YouTube Channel Link


About Susannah

"Susannah," JWReport's News and Opinion Editor, is very familiar with the Watchtower Society and its leaders past and present. An experienced editor and writer, she was born and raised in the UK where she was an active Jehovah's Witness until she was 28. She now lives and works in southern Europe.

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